imagine.

emergency post:
jerald wanted HIS video, so there's the third one :P have fun!!! grab it all! its a good momento when we grow up next time, so treasure it...

7:45 PM

man i really dunnoe how to describe todae. Felt really weird, like I was transported back in time to the hols'. So I wore my jeans and u2 shirt to school, as it was MUFTI day, can wear any civilian clothes. Had to give up my recess time to do the Ivp poster. AND DAMN, the recess was 1hour 40min lor, yep, spent it in the stupid classrm. But, i dunnoe whether it was worth it lar, cos jeremy, jerald, marcus and lots of other ppl were bitching arnd in the classrm, so it was quite fun too. I've got 3 videos, put them on YouTube. The first shows marcus trying to kill jeremy, the second shows jeremy jacking himself. I didn't put the third cos it was too bland. :p

Here's what happened: all of us were really bored in the classroom, so we decided to have some fun. First marcus started raping jeremy, twist his nips, suffocate him and blah blah blah. Then I got realli pissed off and stressed up wif the poster too, so I needed sth to whack. Joined in. Then jeremy somehow pissed off jerald too and jerald was like: "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME???!!!" Ya, so it became a 3-on-1 match. Casualties: Marcus got a bruise on his head cos jeremy retaliated and pushed him down, so he hit his head on the metal table. The best part was when the class came in. So it was like a 30-on-1. Jerald started saying: "Who hates jeremy say 'I'!!!" Yep so it started. Jeremy wanted to do sth too, so he started saying the same thing except different names. Jus watch the video u will understand wat i mean lar.

Ya, so we completed the poster jus in time (well mrs lim did give us an extra 2 min, cos we seemed so pathetic). It was realli screwed up lar the poster. Who cares anyway. After that we went for some boring talk by some author who supposedly had expected us to read some book with some stories in it. It was really boring lar, but had to bear wif it. Next was training. Played a match. I realli sucked bigtime, but i learnt later on that marcus wasn't that difficult to mark after all. Just need to use my brains then can liao. Like when he still staring at the ball jus slip away and make myself freeman. Did that once when i assisted the ball to weejun. Then after that did some workouts: crunches, pushups.
Lol today, yep i conclude quite fun for youth week. Havent had such a fun day for quite some time. And this, the daredevil cap that titus was wearing:

Aiya cannot see my smile. :P. Was walking when jiao lian screaming at us. lol. I luvvv todae sia. ROX!!!

6:57 PM

todae was kinda tiring for me, cos cannot get used to the timing lar, after 1 long month of rest. so we started off wif PE, which was pretty screwed, because we didn't have our track and field anymore. So guess what: playing rugby in the gym. we did lineout for 7 aside. After that we had eng+lit, which was quite okay lar. went to LT 1 for mass lecture wif mrs smith abt William Shakespeare. Then maths....
The funniest part was biology loOol. Our topic this term is sexual reproduction between mammals... so...ya. Mr Chong was realli sick lar, he sae: "Usually I dun start the lession wif sex lar, but since we already know each other so well... let's jus *plunge* into it." Then he asked us what terms usually come into our head when we think of the word 'sex'. And there was chaos. I shall not mention what MY class said, but it's realli bad. realli. After this part, laugh here and laugh there, he became kinda serious, so everyone see liao shut up lor. Mr J chong is quite scary when he's serious lar, so... after that had RE, and everyone got screwed by Mr teo, cos today is supposed to be the day we hand in the poster, but only one group did halfway, while the rest haven't started. And i am one of 'the rest'. Haha. Nvm, i am chionging now. And jerald is still dunnoe doing wad lar. Lol look at this... (hope u dun mind jerald):

: : Yu Da : : People enter this realm so sweet and innocent.. and leave it full of hatred and vengeance... says:
u dl finihs?
: : Yu Da : : People enter this realm so sweet and innocent.. and leave it full of hatred and vengeance... says:
finish
JayyH*[updated@jayyh.blogspot.com] says:
wait ahz

(15 min later)
: : Yu Da : : People enter this realm so sweet and innocent.. and leave it full of hatred and vengeance... says:
can or not
: : Yu Da : : People enter this realm so sweet and innocent.. and leave it full of hatred and vengeance... says:
6.05 liao

(another 10 min)
: : Yu Da : : People enter this realm so sweet and innocent.. and leave it full of hatred and vengeance... says:
OIOIOIOI
: : Yu Da : : People enter this realm so sweet and innocent.. and leave it full of hatred and vengeance... says:
OIOIOI
JayyH*[updated@jayyh.blogspot.com] says:
hold on!

You have just sent a Nudge!

: : Yu Da : : People enter this realm so sweet and innocent.. and leave it full of hatred and vengeance... says:
faggot.....
: : Yu Da : : People enter this realm so sweet and innocent.. and leave it full of hatred and vengeance... says:
....
(another 4 min)

And GUESS WHAT. I am steaming NOW. He jus put this in like 40 sec ago...:
JayyH*[updated@jayyh.blogspot.com] says:
what
JayyH*[updated@jayyh.blogspot.com] says:
im eating dinner lar
JayyH*[updated@jayyh.blogspot.com] says:
wait
JayyH*[updated@jayyh.blogspot.com] says:
beback in 10min
JayyH*[updated@jayyh.blogspot.com] says:
sry a

haha. oh ya check this out:

remember the jose+10 ad u saw on FWC channel? Cool rite. Did for quite some ppl liao. Now i got to design the poster... haix JERALD where R U!!!!

6:05 PM

now, i am so freaggin sian cos of the training... my eyes hurt like hell. My left arm also very painful sia, dunnoe why. Okay so here's what we did:
1) 10 lap warmup swim
2) 20 lap paddling
3) 20 X 2 swimming
4) Passing cannot drop ball. 3 ppl per team; first 3m, then 10m, and then finally 15 m apart
5) each team 3 ppl swim wif ball then pass to one another then shoot 6 laps
6) split up 2 ppl do 15m hand to hand passing and shoot (intervals are like 10sec)
7) 3 on 3, one free man of one body length.. attk.
8) then 3 on 3 again, but this time no free man, like joga bonito. except in the water (damn tiring)
9) weight belt training... each guy do 4 X 15 jumping wif belt.
10) some fun shooting and woot we go home
11) and shit, i slipped and fell off the stairs and now my back hurts bigtime

todae only like 9 ppl + 2 keepers seeto and kaiyu =11 ppl came for training. (excluding the sec 1s lar) siao rite, 11ppl training. tsk tsk. ok now for FWC. Beckham's goal, i mus say, against Ecuador was realli pro lar, but Lampard played realli badly. His crosses to rooney were completely screwed. Haix now sch reopen cannot stay up to watch liao, sian... ok i go eat dinner

7:33 PM

todae i spent most of my time in school wif the prefects discussing abt stuff that i cannot sae. hmmm. but they are fun definitely. board meeting was fun, cos at the last part was birthday bash, and i had to be blindfolded, hold a piece of cake, and try to feed royce, who also had a blindfold and a cake, on the other side of the LT. lol quite fun lar, lucky not as gross as the previous birthday bashes... the gryphon's lair is done wif the painting. srry jerald, couldn't paint it black and orange cos the orange we could get was too pale. haiz. nvm, this looks okay too. then after that we discussed some stuff abt the student leaders' conference we are going to hold some time end of this year and went to eat pastamania. had some beef bolognese. went home and the rest of the day sucked like hell... i slept for like 2 hours, then woke up, read 'dark waters', play comp and ya. sianz... school plz reopen plzplzplzplzplz. ok here are the pics. first we have the gryphon's lair, then cereal packs, haha we had a buffet cereal breakfast jus b4 the board meeting, after i came back home at 3pm i had a really bad stomachache sia...

then that pic... that's after our discussion on the conference, zong yi in the picture, will,aaron wif his back facing me...

10:08 PM

today's training was crazy lol, we had to do the possession game, where everyone jus swim arnd passing the ball and trying to keep the ball in possession. Walan i was marked by weishen sia, he realli gave me a hard time. Kicked his **** though (accidental). haha. Then after that we did 1 on1 drill, where... um ya, 1 on 1. So one guy jus swims in and tries to score. Again, kena marked by weishen. Then, we had to carry one of those pool chairs, and crabwalk(cai2 shui3) 6 laps. Now my thigh still hurts very badly lor. Never mind. It's good for u. lol. Got sunburn on my face, arm, and back. Took some pictures too:
Ok the polo ball, the polo cap and our pool. Dunnoe who's that in the background. Maybe it's seeto. Then in the afternoon i went to woosheng's house, turned on his comp and realised it was realli slow, when it's 512Mb RAM, 1.8GhZ. So i downloaded Spy Sweeper from webroot and cleared all the shit from it. Got some desktop monitoring program and keylogger sia. Never seen it b4 though. Well, at least in action. Oh ya, this skin is jus a temporary skin ok, i may change anytime. haha.

8:26 PM

yay new blogskin! WOOT! Okay its realli late rite now, so jus a short post:
New skin, still on FMA :P. I was, am and will forever love full metal. Not as messy as the old skin, silver background. Tagbox...Hmmm is the color ok? I thought i would want to change the color. Added the video on dota, like jerald. I kinda like the song. But it's really short. Haha the lyrics fit VERY well. That still doesn't give me a reason to play dota though. Comments comments plz. Okok i go sleep now cos tomorrow got hell of a training to do.

11:13 PM

Man i am typing wif a bloody cut lip, thanks to that Barker Rd guy who elbowed me in the jaw twice. Anyway, we won 9-7 or 9-8... I dunnoe lar, cos some ppl say 7, some say 8. Aiyah i dun really give a damn, i jus know we won. Haha. Well, their goalkeeper was realli quite useless... it's either he very bo chap or he jus realli cannot do it. I mean, almost all of our goals were flicked in, not shot lor. Seeto made realli pro saves sia, the guy shot at like 3 or 4 metres and seeto saved it. Nice one seeto. At the last quarter, everyone was like so shack lar, so in the end only our centreman shawn up there struggling. Haha. Then Seeto was like: "Eh dun stone leh! Go up lar!" Lol then everyone turn around stare at him then he say: "Hai, u all ar...*then he passes the ball to shawn*" That was damn funni lol. So we jus killed the time for the last few minutes this way.
Today was realli damn shack sia, morning had some training, light ones; then i ate some stuff which got me realli uncomfortable jus b4 the match, then i went toilet to purge it out. Haha u noe what that means.
Haiz, realli tired now. Tomorrow whole day slack at home liao. Ok maybe not, cos mum will ask me to mug. And i have to finish up the last part of maths challenge. And yea, big bro, i wanna tell u something. Er ge is platoon best and wing best sia! In ocs leh! Siao man he realli hardcore.
okok now i go select new skin, see if it's better.

8:24 PM

wa lan eh, for the past two days, I've been working feverishly on my chinese project, so haven't been able to blog. Well, not much updates on FWC 2006, but I heard that many of my friends dun like England's performance this time round... who knows? I'll go watch for myself. I am thinking of changing my blogskin again... :p.
Todae I went to training, got screwed by jiao lian and had to swim 50 laps cos i didnt go for past trainings. Lol when we went there, everyone was stoning all the way till 10am, then the lightning stopped. We were intending to pon training, cos jiao lian not here and there was a lot of lightning; go watch Cars. haha. we almost did, but I think i kind of held them back, cos i sae wait until 10am, but by then the rain already stopped, so everyone just go in and train. Our dear centreback was very angry wif me... I shall not sae the reason... Anyway, sorry centreback, i won't do that again. haha. My leg was kinda painful at the start, but after a while the whole thing jus became numb; so I didn't feel it anymore. My shooting was really shitty todae, dunnoe why, I could really aim wif my wrist anymore. Maybe that's because I skip training so many times. Haiz. This picture taken wif my handphone, kinda blurry, but still ok. This is the prefects room. We were cleaning it up the other day. Then we have the New Gryphon's Lair area, me and some of the org comm ppl went down to whitewash it the other day. That's Jon Lim, wif his other version of the Motorola 'flat phone' series. lol.V30i if i am not wrong. And that... that is our dear albert hong hall and track. Sad sia. Now like a war zone. Ok tomorrrow back to SKATING!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OKAY...... havent gone for one week. very sian. hopefully i dun get another injury... haha. ok thats all for now.

9:32 PM

Ok, today's monday. Last week was really crazy. I watched like 4 or 5 movies together with two of the world cup 2006 matches. Ok I can't remember the order of the movies, but they are: 'The Punisher', 'The Bourne Supremacy', 'Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban' (again, for the 4th time), 'Spider-man 2' (5th time) and 'Van Helsing' (2nd time). I guess its because I am bored. Life's really very boring without training lor, u see, here's what happens everyday: 1) 8.30am: I wake up and all the usual stuff blahblahblah. 2) 9am to 12.30pm: Mama goes out for tuition and I do just do all the holiday homework. (and play a little now and then). 3) 12.30pm: Mama comes back and either brings me out for lunch (last week we ate at Swensens, Sakae Sushi, Han's, cos' she says its my birthday and haven't really treat me to lunch. Well, that was 3 times....but quite shiok) or buys some packeted food for me. 4) 3.30pm: Return home and sleep sleep sleep till 5.30pm. (i am really very sian by now....) 5) 5.30pm - 7pm: Do homework or projectwork. 6) 7pm to 7.30pm: Play. (for 15 min. sian) 7) 7.30pm to 8pm: Dinnertime 8) 8pm onwards: Watch movies till I drop. Yea and the next day it starts all over again. Come to think of it, this is the kind of boredom working adults face everyday also, just that the annoying bosses are added in. And minus the playing part. You can imagine how bloated i am now, cos eat so much and no training, except me, my handgrip and the pull up bar. (I've given up on weights.) MU dark knight now lvl 50. yay! but i am giving up on that too, its getting boring. ok now to soccer. Watched the match between Sweden and Trinidad & Tobago. Woa i couldn't believe it when Sweden didn't actually put it a goal! But I tell you, Trinidad's keeper was excellent sia. Hislop. To think he was the reserve goal keeper. Willhelmsson was rather pro too and he got a red card for um... A.John, is that right? Yea I luv will's hair. Damn cool wif that ponytail. Yep and next is Holland and Serbia. I really dunnoe what went wrong with Serbia. The first cross they had was excellent, but because the two strikers didnt communicate well and crashed into each other. Wa sian. I guess that happens sometimes in our polo team too. They would have scored that one. It was a great cross. Then we have Robbens from Chelsea. Omg that guy is damn pro. At first he got himself a offside, then he did it again, smashing through 3 defenders! The last guy tried to pull his shirt but didn't really help, and Robbens put the ball into the goal. Nice. Very nice. There will be more matches today, so I will be watching. And marcus, ruijie and weifeng are coming to do the history project at 2. (really long post huh?)

10:15 AM

Over the past few days, since I have not been able to play polo, I was thinking about it. lol. Now, I was wondering about this question, something that everyone has been thinking about for a long time. Why does our team always quarrel? Why do we always try to prove ourselves right?
Well, I thought of an answer and I want the everyone in the team to read this plzplz.

In secondary 1, I remember that some of us always slack during the sprints while others go all out. Then when the one who goes all out says: "Eh i beat you leh. Haha." The other will respond, "Aiyo I slacking what... Just need to put in a little more effort then can liao." I know we dun really have a big problem with slacking, but we have to work hard. In the earlier scene, if you slack all the time, the other guy who works hard will eventually beat you. We shouldn't be arguing whether someone else is better than you too. For example, Marcus said that the other day he and shawn were asked by jiao lian to play wif the secondary 3s or 4s (or sth liddat). Well, someone is bound to be unhappy about it definitely. However, the first thought that came to my mind was, they must be training as the centerman. I hate to say this, but we are jealous of one another when it comes to things like that. We always say, "Aiyah jiao lian or mr lim favour him lar..." and other stuff you can think of. We shouldn't be thinking this way, really. We should instead, work harder and prove that we have the talent so that jiao lian pick us for the team.
Now, to the problem. I realised that many of us always try to prove ourselves right, saying: "hey i was free he should have passed the ball to me" and stuff like that. Yes, yes he should have passed to you. Maybe he was wrong, maybe he wasn't. You never know what he may be thinking or experiencing at that time. Someone might be grabbing his balls so hard he can't even move, and thus the lousy pass. There isn't a right or wrong in playing waterpolo. If something goes wrong, EVERYONE has at fault and a part to play in letting it happen. Waterpolo is a team game. We should not be asking ourselves who is right or who is wrong. We should be asking ourselves why are we wasting our strength and precious 30 seconds on pointless quarrels when we can work hard together to earn a goal.
Sometimes, of course, the person may be truly at fault, if he admits it himself. However, you dun have to scold him there and then; you can scold him till he cries after the match. Mr Lim always says, "If you are already killing your own friends in a war, how are you going to fight the enemy?" Please everyone, can we just keep quiet during a match and leave all we want to say to the end? That will solve everything.

Well, whatever I say here might or might not help, (it's been said quite a lot of times), but please just remember. March 2006. We already lost to ACS Barker Road because of this. Are you going to let it happen again? Are you going to let them take the title so easily? Ultimately, it's for the good of the team. Yep, that's all, please remember this.

9:37 PM

yay pictures:

Ok that's my dad, mum and myself (my mum ask me put the phone there, not me... :p) Well I had that realli spastic smile on my face (like I always do) and notice i am wearing shorts. Check out the cut. The cake was chocolate wif banana in between the layers instead of the usual cream, cos i wanted to try sth different for this year. Tomorrow's gonna be another boring day, so mus play like crazy tonight... ^^

9:27 PM

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Today is...

My birthday if you didn't know, and it's really special this year; check out the numbers. 06/06/06. A once in a lifetime occurrence, because the next time this happens would be in the next millenium. But sad case, I couldn't go to training to celebrate wif my polo mates today. Haiz. But in return for that, I lvled me MU character by 3 lvls in one day! OKAY!!!... And, mum treated me to Sakae Sushi. Nice man... Thanks mum! Ok I will upload photos of the cutting of my cake later on in the nite, so wait.

Some updates to my blog: Changed the video to Hard Gay Yahoo!, which is NOT PORN. Trust me i am not that crazy. It is just this crazy japanese guy going around to disturb ppl and do crazy stuff. It's like what you find on Channel U or variety shows where actors do those crazy stuff, except that this is 300% of the usual shows u find in Singapore. Enjoy!

6:16 PM

got injured on my left knee, cos when i was skating in East Coast, tripped my self on the other leg while going over the hump. Nvm, it doesn't matter, jus that I can't go for training for the next 1 week. And, i will be screaming like hell when i shower. :P The good thing: I got a new phone, the motorola L6 black (newest color ^_^) wif bluetooth, camera and your usual stuff. here's some pictures. ya i am happy wif it. thanks dad! came wif a the iOne plan from Singtel: $9.90 per month.

8:10 PM

some pictures of my new 3/4 pants which i bought in Malaysia... and my new pull up bar. ^^:

4:35 PM

bored...

looks quite sucky huh...

9:48 PM

today's training was realli shiok sia... quite tiring for me at the start, wif the 10 X 2 leg paddling, which i completely suck at. All was well after that, when we did a drill wif 3 ppl in a team. I can't explain it here, cos too difficult to do so. And... i managed to copy jian ying's faking style once. ^^ Look at your team mate and pretend to pass, but actually u shoot instead. Nice man... Learnt some stuff: mus always use your wrist to aim in the direction u want the ball to go in. Now, I've got sunburn sia, and my eyes are hurting like crazy, so I wonder if I will be ok for 2morrow's trng. Haha i tried out the new fireworks 8 I downloaded and here's my first pic, hope its nice:

9:00 PM