imagine.

Today was so fun for me! Let's start from the morning.
well when i got to school it was realli raining heavily, but that didn't affect us later on. So... went to class and saw everyone as usual, junhao got out his tennis ball and started aiming for weisiang like what u see in the arcades, where u use a rifle to shoot down the pig. it was pretty much liddat. I didn't realli join in, but still felt guilty because I sat arnd without doing anything, but jus made sure they didn't hit the projector. Then joel scared weiyang by rebounding the ball off the board and onto his table. his reaction, as always, was damn funny, in addition to his spastic face.
Next up, the class cec brought in 2 t-shirts for us to design for the form teachers. And jasper passed it to jeremy. BIG MISTAKE. We somehow decided to cut off the sleeves and the collar and the buttons, so it looked sth like what u get when Professor Lupin (werewolf, cos i have been reading harry potter recently again), tears his shirt apart when he sees the full moon. but in the end they didn't have sth like a fashion parade as we expected.. well then, but it was damn fun anyway.
I would say i was quite disappointed wif the programme of teachers' day, cos it was rather boring. after the whole thing i had to sit outside the staff rm tables for abt 1hour, playing RealFootball2005 on my phone to wait for the youth leaders' convention comm meeting at 10.45. I didn't stay for long, went off at 11.30pm to maris stella.
On bus 93 i already saw clement and brandon, but i think i couldn't recognize them at that time, so i walked by and sat right at the back, as i always do. Sitting in front of me was this ex-Marist. he was always looking at me wif the side of his eyes, not quite suprised, cos most exmarists shld noe me. i tell u he's a dumb perverted shitass. there was a NYGH girl sitting on the row beside his, and he was turning his head to look at her like once every 2 min. Then when she got off, he practically moved his whole body arnd to see her. like wth lor. then some cedar ppl came on board and he did the same thing. miss ang and ma'am zhou were the only teachers arnd for our batch, so we jus went to greet them wif the traditional class stand, class bow way. then we went to the parade square to play some soccer. but only me and a few other guys played cos it was damn wet.
At abt 12, the usual XBOX party team went over to weikang's house. we do it like almost everytime we old classmates get to meet. This team consists of: marcus koe, zhong yi, clement, amos, weikang, me, daniel soo, zachary the swimmer and shi hao. When we arrived they warmed up wif a short DOTA match, but me, shi hao and clement went to eat first. We were starving. I managed to stuff down the home-made sandwich mum gave me after eating one pack of rice and shi hao's remaining pack of rice, cos he couldn't finish it. And it all went crazy. First we started with Top Spin, me and amos thrashed clement and soosoo. So they got pissed and played Marvel vs Capcom, which i find very meaningless... then we switched to Halo 2 for the rest of the afternoon, as it can have 4 players. too bad marcus didn't bring his XBOX along, or we would have done system link. the biggest we had last time was 12 players on one game. ISN"T THAT CRAZY!!! as usual, i got thrashed at the Lockout map with swords. later on i started to pwn a little when i got a hang of it. Wa... played from 2 to abt 5. continuously man, no toilet, no water, no rest. shuang man... apparently some ppl decided to do some stuff he shouldn't have for his age on weikang's macintosh. *rolls eyes* still we had loads and loads and loads of fun this afternoon. think it's the 5th or 6th time we had such a XBOX party. then at 5 we went downstairs to play soccer, and daniel was damn lame. (jerald u have a rival liao)
some of his lame jokes:
1) "hey come here i have a secret to tell you..." ----- *into ear* "YO WAZZUP"
2) "marcus i see potential in you... i am considering u as a disciple dun worry ar." (when he completely got pwned by marcus in soccer)

well daniel is damn cute lar for his age. he sure have lots of girlfriends, jus that he doesn't say. haha lucky we had him arnd for this party or else no more fun. well, such friendships last forever... perhaps next time we go army then still having XBOX parties liddat. had a great day! weee! think i had more fun than the teachers... muhahahha

8:09 PM

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8:24 PM

tsk... wad to say ar. it's because jerald ask me to update... when he doesn't want to update his. zzz. ok tomorrow's our 4th rehearsal, and guess what, kelvin yap actually booked the semiar rm for 2F, wad abt us? i ask serene seow and she come and tell me to practice in circular area. LIKE WTF!!! sian diao lor. yesterday nite was kinda crazy for jerald. cos his tagboard got 'spammed' by rgs ppl, so i helped him out lor. promised him not to say more, so ya. i shall not say anything much. but he was quite pissed at me todae, and so was another person, cos i made her damn freaggin pissed at me. ok. haix tomorrow's damn sian lar... practice in circular area.
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7:40 PM

my left eye damn blurry now le. can't see much... still working on the english drama portfolio entries. well today's training was quite fun, cos i was making chee, jamie and woosheng really pissed wif me. at first it was jamie, so i kept grabbing his arms so that i can drive, till when i came within 1m of him, he starts putting his arms up to show it so that i can't grab them. next was woosheng. because he kept doing the press-no-foul method, i got realli pissed off, so i kicked back on his stomach, but my feet slid downwards and in the end it hit the you-know-where. last guy was chee. jamie was supposed to be marking me at the wing, but he switched wif chee to play driver. told chee to lift his hands up like he did. made a deal wif chee we jus play normally till we are tired then we slack together. didn't really work out though. i was grabbing his arms all over again and he got quite pissed i think. Towards the end jiao lian stopped refreeing, kim chi started screwing arnd and i got so damn irritated. We lost like 7 balls because he did all the gay actions that he thinks is cool. in the end still lost the ball. i mus admit it's a good source for motivation, cos when there was a 2-on-1 situation on our side, i chionged from one end to the other and managed to reach wee jun b4 he shot (he still passed and scored though. :) )

i am typing wif a blurred left eye (so blurred i can't even see THIS). loads of assignments and loose pieces of work to be done over weekends. glad that i have finished abt 1/2 by now. and guess what! tomorrow i am gonna fix the guitar and finally i can play the guitar!!! WHOOOO!!! so shiok. it really rox man. oh yea, i am going to east coast early tomorrow morn cos in the afternoon have to go for a farewell party for one of the teachers. (can't tell u, but guess u already noe it; it's a teacher got to do wif prefects and there are only two teachers u can think of. yep. ) okok need to finish the eng portfolio by tonite. and btw, if u wanna hack the games: rakion, gunzonline, maplestory or gunbound... go to www.gamerzneeds.net it completely owns all the other game hacking websites. i think i am gonna give up on games completely by the end of this year. hopefully lar. :P

8:06 PM

i am so sick of the computer teacher lar... she spoke like at 2 words every 5 sec for 45 min!!! LIKE WTH!!!! and she keeps pausing for every single thing u noe, like i tied my shoelaces, she look at me and then cross her arms, stare 2 seconds, then continue. THAT HAPPENS at an interval of 6 secs or sth. so u can imagine the trauma i went through. for a total of 45 MINUTES. zomg lar i am dying liao le. i can't take it anymore. that's why i am blogging now. so sick of it lar, for the entire year.

10:55 AM

haven't posted for a long time... so for the past three days i was having the Special programme thing for sec 2s, where u select the elective u want and do it all day. I had origami sculpture for the second day and learnt the guitar as well, not forgetting that i snapped one of my bro's strings while trying to tune it. sorry... here u can see the giant big sculpture me, jerald and justing made from a few pieces of paper... nice rite.

check out the scale lor... then next day, which is today i did PET rocket, which was basically to learn how PET rockets work and make one ourselves. damn cool sia... i really pity those who went to tour the library for the whole morning. the first part was damn boring but then we managed to get one of the closest to the designated target placed in the middle of the astroturf and won some sweets... good and fun experience.

and check out all the rockets laid out on the floor man... COOLIO shit ass!!!

it was damn fun! afternoon went for training, and gave wee kian a hell of a time during the match. was pulling him all the time and pissing him off. so he was complaining like hell haha. alex also fought wif me... taught me some tricks, like huggin your opponent 'tight' and 'nice' as quoted. but nevertheless, seniors are seniors, so i got owned by wee kian's press no foul pro skill. now i got sun burnt and i am literally burning inside out. sweating non stop... yep i am gonna upload a video of jeremy complaining abt mindless fun the other day, if u can still remember. hopefully u won't mind the details... erhm. ya.

8:38 PM

mr tousif and us! although most of the class wasn't there at that time... and this was also where i got raped. :p shoes got flung all over the place and so on. (he jus uploaded them not long ago, so that's why so late)

9:12 PM

yesterday was kinda weird for me. morning woke up at 8.00am, played gunz for abt 0.5hour, then took 53 all the way to bishan and ri. the whole morning jus passed by sitting in the LT listening to parents asking stupid and obvious questions that even I can answer. haix. well then.
the afternoon was crazy. we called all the old boys and rjc ppl back for a good game of polo and fun. obviously, we, being the youngest team, got thrashed. we were on par with the old boys, cos' they lost their speed over the years, but nevertheless, their skill is of top quality sia. the guy i was marking scored a goal from like 8m. how's that. and by the way, he is as old as my eldest bro: class of 2000. (i am class of 2008). eight years OLDER!!! ZOMG lor... but still, we had lots of fun. the jc batch was the pro-est, so they owned everyone there. my eyes hurt like hell. AND in the evening i still went to skate at east coast park. wooooots! so shiok. skated from one end to the maze area and back. my thighs were jelly after that liao, and we still went to watch the fireworks competition at the esplanade area. had to squeeze wif a huge crowd of ppl. or rather, mob. lucky i play polo, so when someone pushed me forward i could push back.
well at the start everyone was well and fine, then some nuts still pushed on inside, thinking there was space. yea then everyone was damn pissed, but i was laughing cos some ah bengs and ah lians were making jokes of the situation in front of me. so the police decided to let ppl onto the road and ppl started pushing. there was this dude behind me who was joking and thinking he was damn dua or sth, so i pushed him back wif the centreman method (sth like shrugging your shoulders alternatively in an agressive manner) and stared at him, " HEY, CAN U JUS SCREW OFF!!" yea, but everyone still enjoyed it. we were like flooding the streets and all the policeppl were damn pissed too lol... yep, that was my saturday. weird saturday, esp when my vision is blurred...

10:13 AM

feeling damn bored now... so i was thinking of all the oxyMORONs i can think of:
1) First thing that came to my mind (cos i was staring at julius caesar notes) - Dumb Jasper
2) Low Skyscraper
3) Silent shout
4) Tall yoda (as in the star wars character ok...)
5) Bright night
6) Smooth sandpaper
7) Thin weifeng
8) Dull Jerald
9) Noob raffles waterpolo
10) living dead
11) interesting lesson
12) clean shit
13) white junying
14) peaceful life
15) humane murderer (from notes)
16) considerate politician (from notes too...)
17) short lecture
18) happy tragedy
19) dry water
20) cold fire
argghhh can't think of anymore. my mind's squeezed dry. but still feeling sian. when justin comes home i am gonna kill him for not sending me the script. !!! ARGHHHHHH!!! jus finished the last bit of maths portfolio... and geog wrksheet... revised science... wahhhhh i need H3F.

9:01 PM

it was national day celebrations todae at raffles, so everyone had to assemble at 9.25... had a really good time sleeping. :P In the morning we did the sec 2 hub item, which you can see in the picture, we strung yakult bottles together wif the help from the whole cohort. The green thing is the gym mat, and um that's mr au from philo dept. The whole outline is singapore, wif the southern tip on the far left. the stuff in the middle is two of the MRT lines and if u can see... the part closest to mr. au where the three of the lines converge, it is the city hall mrt station. pretty cool huh? it's huge... considering the size of jus one yakult bottle. i was helping to link the bottles from each class together and i must say, our class's string was one of the longest, cos jerald brought along extra bottles.

after that we went to have food at the dining hall. ate roti john, cos i never really tried it b4. quite filling. i wasn't able to eat lunch later on because of this. yep and i bought the candy which u can find in pasar malams (oh yea i jus realised that it is night markets in malay...). the sticky kind (mai4 ya2 tang2 in chinese). was fooling arnd wif it when the sec 4 ppl were performing on stage. We were saying that the vocalist rox much more than Paul Twohill. i dunnoe what's wif paul twohill lor, he's like so... nvm. this is a blog. you shld noe what i wanna say.
In the afternoon we went to have lunch at mac's. me, jeremy and marcus didn't eat cos we were too full.jamie said that she saw jerald and even waved, but we didn't see her arnd. well then.
so, we had our class rehearsals in 2C classroom, but quite a number of ppl didn't turn up. I was wondering, the number of ppl started to decrease after we started. in the picture u can see yensen on the left, shao chun, kristian (standing on a chair.) and jasper. went quite well throughout, but at the end part i was damn frantic, cos sch probably isn't open tomorrow, but jeremy says otherwise. but now we have decided to hold it at one of the function rooms at yensen's condo. much better.

and i luv the moor house shirt soooo much i took a photo of it. it looks damn cool from far. looking foward to tomorrow's meeting, cos i am feeling damn sian now. can't go online tonite cos i have been hoggin the comp since i came home.

7:25 PM

jus a really short post here: i tot i could slack next week, but i realised i couldn't because of the drama production thingy. pretty stressed up nowadays! how?!! what shld i do... then wk after this still got chinese cct, which i haven't really mugged for, plus the mathematics portfolio. shit! hopefully all goes welll... i probably won't be blogging again till wed when i get to catch a breath again. Till then! In the meantime, chew on this: (ahh i feel so "brutus"). oh yea the nice sun pic is taken by yifan. he told me not to broadcast it but i am doing it here. ya. u can go find the 'no erection' pic on marcus's blog. i was the one who came up wif the idea but don't dare to put it up. i am a coward woots.

10:27 PM

And as always, i like to post pictures along with words: u have flippy!!! from Happy Tree Friends! Edited with Photoshop CS2. Credits go to happytreefriends.com for providing me with the pics!

8:57 PM

well, jerald's pestering me to blog. Haven't been able to do so for this wk cos got lots of stuff like maths CCT today and other stuff like geog assignment. Hmmm what's happened so far? Yesterday went for the annual crosscountry run, but didn't take it very seriously. Wth lor got stitch straight at the start becos i drank one bottle of 100plus jus b4 that. I tot everyone was gonna walk, but haix, all run, so I followed suit. Sian diao. Was holding on to my phone and wallet while running. Actually can't really say I ran, cos i stopped a lot of times. 4.8 km leh. If u ask me to swim i am still ok wif it, but running is a great chore for me. Sprinted my heart out for the last part, so i won weizhong. I wanted to do the hardo gay thing at the start, but because my legs aching too much, so cannot... :p. Moor owned the others, sweeping away the U15 and U17 divs. And of course, overall.
The rest of this week's quite slack for me, but the upcoming weeks will have Chinese and Malay CCT and maths portfolio. Big blow again. These things come wave after wave sia, so i am kinda catching my breath for the next big wave comin up. Maths cct was quite simple todae, so shld be able to do pretty well, perhaps a full mark... And the other big news is that my history project for S.Rajaratnam actually got exhibited at the Humanities week thing! WooooO!!! To think that it was the work of only 3 ppl when it's supposed to be 4. Didn't expect it to turn out well this way. I decided too: i am taking triple sci, history and malay! That is if i get above 3.6. Ok lar, i need to do julius caesar quotes, enough said jerald?

5) “Since Cassius first did whet me against Caesar, I have not slept.” - - - - - Brutus, Scene 1, Lines 61 & 62

Brutus can be seen being engaged in internal conflict; he is taking Cassius’s words very seriously and this shows his love for the people: if it was something that would truly benefit them, he would give up even his sleep to ponder over it.

jus one of the 17 i am doing. ok that's all for now. brb!

8:53 PM