just for laughs :D
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center . Claude
the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I
intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude drew a
beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat 'I want you each
to keep your eye on this antique watch'.
'It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six
generations'
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and
watch the watch...'
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs
of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it
slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor,
breaking into a hundred pieces.
'CRAP!' said the Hypnotist.
It took 3 days to clean up the Senior Center.
10:15 PM
